Phone

The phone rings when you haven't got a hand free.

Friday evening, full house, and the phone goes for the fourth time. Someone walks away from a table to take a reservation. Here's how that can go instead.

De Korenbeurs Restaurant
Friday evening, mid-service
0:00
Friday 19:12 — the phone rings
Restaurant

De Korenbeurs, good evening.

Caller

Good evening. Do you still have a table for four tonight?

Restaurant

Let me look. We're full until half nine. I can seat you at 20:45, or tomorrow at 19:00.

Caller

20:45 is fine.

Restaurant

Noted. What name should I put it under?

Caller

Bakker.

Restaurant

Thank you. Tonight at quarter to nine, four people, under Bakker. You'll get a text to confirm shortly. See you then.

Call ended

Sample conversation. The salon and the restaurant are not real and these scripts are written out in advance. The tone is real though: plain language, and it says so when it doesn't know something.

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What this takes

  1. This is the heaviest thing we build

    We'd rather say that upfront than afterwards. A WhatsApp flow is up in weeks. This takes longer and more goes into it.

  2. Speed

    An answer that takes longer than a second feels broken on a phone call. That's where most of the work sits, and it's why this isn't an off-the-shelf package.

  3. Dutch speech, including in a noisy room

    People call with an accent, from the street, with music behind them. That doesn't work equally well everywhere. We test it at your place before we promise anything.

  4. A number you're able to forward

    And a line that can carry it. We arrange that with your telephony provider.

  5. Written agreements on recordings and data

    Signed before anything goes live. Who hears what, what gets kept and for how long.

Who this works for, and who it doesn't

  1. Yes: short, predictable calls

    Reservations, booking an appointment, opening hours, 'is my car ready'. A lot of the same thing, at pace.

  2. No: advice and complaints

    Anything where the person on the line has to judge or calm someone down. There you want a human, and we'll say so.

  3. Not sure?

    Then we'd rather start with WhatsApp. It's up faster, costs less, and within a month you'll see whether it earns its keep.

Let us take half an hour to look.

We call or come by. After that half hour you know what really makes a difference in your business, what it costs and when it will be up. Even if that turns out not to be with us.

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30 minutes, video call

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